The Jelly Barn House


Hi, my name is Rachel. I like reading, painting, and listening to music. I'm am of typical American size but more intelligent. Not racist, for gay rights, but not gay. Also, penis.

Ask me anything, but use correct grammar.

tinychatter:

“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk

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its-tuesday-again:

its-tuesday-again:

its-tuesday-again:

its-tuesday-again:

once my uncle flipped backwards off a swing and hit his head so hard he lost his sense of smell

once my uncle got drunk while he was in the army in germany and got a pink, flying unicorn tattooed across his entire upper arm

once my uncle skateboarded around the top of a water tower then got in it and swam around

what i’m trying to say is don’t be like my uncle

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onamelancholyhill:

mishasminions:

drunkenwords:

“We’re making it up as we go” [Dean and Cas through the seasons]

DESTIEL
Filed under: CANON

CANON CANON CANON CANON ALL CANON

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pleatedjeans:

The 90s Guide to Winning an Argument

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uglybloggerlol:


“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 
Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

uglybloggerlol:

“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 

Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

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satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

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guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

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br000t:

se4h4ven:

toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

I’m still not socially active 

I’m not even active

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